MoFos! Unite!

Well it's still November 30 here in the US of A. And I have to say, y'all sprouted some mighty fine lookin' 'mos.

And you're all handsome fellas, with or without the facial hair.

Thank you for letting me be part of the Magnum P.I. Allstars Movember Team. It was truly an honor, even if my 'mo turned out to be a bit, um--how do you say it in Strayan?--dodgy.

Here are my final 'mo pix.


Girls just wanna have fun...with their 'mos.


Halfway gone...


Currently 'mo-less...and under the table? (This pic just makes me laugh)

Oh Mo Erotic

Alright boys, the month is almost up.

It's OK to be jealous. My 'mo is coming in very nicely if I do say so myself.

My favorite thing to do is stroke the 'stache when I'm thinking really hard about serious matters, like the GFC or why movie theater popcorn is far superior to microwave 'corn.

Mo 'Stache, No Prob

I didn't want to make you guys jealous.

Normally women don't start to grow a proper 'stache until after menopause, but I decided to go ahead and use the power of my feminine wiles to put all dormant upper lip hairs at attention.

And, as is always the case when I use the power of my feminine wiles, I failed to get a rise out of anything but my patience.

So I turned to my local pharmaceutical company (hello, Pfizer!) for facial follicle assistance.

The Rogaine® worked well, and worked quickly.



Day 1: That was fast!



Day 2: Focus, extreme focus.



Day 3: I am so money.