Unlike bloody Albie Mangel, my facial hair is not long enough to grasp. Nor is it uniform in colour; there is the odd grey poking through. No one has commented on it of their own volition. Normally it takes one, sometimes two prompts. Nonetheless I persevere with the dream of resembling Merv Hughes by 30 November.
Bugger Merv Hughes, reckon you've got Breaker Morant covered all ends up. Good fifth day wicket.
ReplyDeleteAlbie bloody Mangel, brilliant call!!!
ReplyDeleteNo fair, you have a pretty good buildup!
maybe you could glue some eyebrow hair down there. looks like you have some spare
ReplyDeleteThanks Dr Y - it is taking spin!
ReplyDeleteTony - honestly, I hit auto-correct on the picture viwer because it gave a little more contrast - it looks like a 5 o'clock shadow - dash it!
U - Believe it or not, I thought the same thing - I'll be happy if my mo is more profuse than my brows by 30 Nov!
Lerm
Cue the porn music.
ReplyDeleteyou didnt spill the tin of shoe polish did ya?
ReplyDeleteThen again..who bloody well cares...having a crack is what its about I say
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Steve - If I can get laid with this thing on my lip, it'll be a miracle!
ReplyDeleteHav - I'm expecting a growth spurt this weekend - otherwise I'm looking for some HGH!
LOL..and If you can get JUDY GREEN ( in her hey day) ...as in SCORE..ya laughing. Dam if i didnt have the hots for her, imagine sailing all over the joint with THAT!
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The Judy Green thing threw me until I twigged Judy Green/Alby Mangel.
ReplyDeleteLerm, if you plan on getting laid, you'll have to do it in uniform. That's the only thing that could make a woman avert her gaze from that thing on your face.
ReplyDeleteH - I just googled her - not bad at all. I'll be setting my standards lower while wearing the worm
ReplyDeleteT - I had no idea who she was! I thought she must have been a movie star from the 1930's - back when H was a boy!
Steve - you may very well be right. I will seriously consider this!
Lerm
I love a man in uniform, yummy...
ReplyDeletexoxox,
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