Normally women don't start to grow a proper 'stache until after menopause, but I decided to go ahead and use the power of my feminine wiles to put all dormant upper lip hairs at attention.
And, as is always the case when I use the power of my feminine wiles, I failed to get a rise out of anything but my patience.
So I turned to my local pharmaceutical company (hello, Pfizer!) for facial follicle assistance.
The Rogaine® worked well, and worked quickly.
Day 1: That was fast!
Day 2: Focus, extreme focus.
Day 3: I am so money.
dreamy... Bedes
ReplyDeleteHoly JESUS!11. You're more man than the rest of the team
ReplyDeleteIt's OK to be jealous.
ReplyDeleteEverytime I catch a glimpse of my 'mo I orgasm a little.
I enhanced your photo with some added David Boon.
ReplyDeletehttp://picasaweb.google.com/ysambart/Movember#5404214034565153906
I always knew that you had powerful feminine wiles, Jen.
ReplyDeleteGiggity.
ReplyDeleteMmmm... using my Magnum PI powers of deduction I have a sneaky suspicion that is not a real Mo you is sporting.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a red ferrari, so my detective skills are lacking.
ReplyDeleteI see a trend for the Milan catwalks in 2010...
ReplyDeleteMore an "Errol" than a "Magnum"...
ReplyDeleteYsambart: That...is horrifying. I just need to be wearing a dirty white wifebeater tank and my redneck transformation would be complete.
ReplyDeleteLerm: The secret is powerful narcotics. I roofie myself.
Enjoy: Giggity right back to ya! I always lovea Family Guy reference.
Big Bad Al: Shhh...it's a secret!
GC: I so hope to see Lindsay Lohan rockin' the runway with an anorexic 'stache.
FH: It's only 3 days in. I assume by month's end I will exceed Magnum into a 'mo so glorious Tom Selleck will envy me.
We'll be on the lookout for the 'evil' Jen-the one with the goatee!
ReplyDeleteSimply stunning Jen, a 'stach for all seasons!
ReplyDeleteInterestingly we had the largest number of hits in a single day the day you post here.
Easy explanation, Tony--I'm the bearded lady! Except with a mustache. Classic freak show stuff.
ReplyDeleteTotally awesome!
ReplyDeleteI can see we should have canned the actual growing of mo's for Movember in favour of MS Paint.
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